The Junkster and his Junk!

northwest-cryptid:

bitternest:

bitternest:

chaser:

Headline reading: Elon Musk to sue Tumblr for plagiarism after learning they are also trying to fuck up a perfectly good websiteALT
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Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

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cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can’t stop us.

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Switzerland isn’t real, it is a trap to imprison people.

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natalieironside:

screamelot:

akaiiros:

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this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

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So it’s even more motivational. Got it.

macleod:

I vote that we start referring to Oppenheimer (2022) as “the prequel to Godzilla”.

zillanovikov:

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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

niko-the-useless:

someone needs to finally post this

jenroses:

hlahlahlahlahly:

jenroses:

riajade01:

singelisilverslippers:

just go see an ob-gyn

Help me ob-gyn kenobi, you’re my only hope.

She needed more midwife-clorians. 

I really hope everyone reblogging this followed the link and read the article, because it’s larger point is really good


“Reproductive health and childbirth is a crutch, and Lucas gets away with it because his audience accepts that these things are mysterious and cannot be intervened with the way that that the loss of limbs can be remedied with robot prosthetics, or the way Luke can be rescued from near-death on Hoth by being submerged in a bacta tank. Having babies is worse than being mauled by a wampa ice creature or being chopped up by lightsabers and falling into a river of lava. Lucas can write a world like that, and worse, the audience will accept it.

But uteruses aren’t made of malignant magic. Women’s bodies are real physical things that can be studied and understood and when necessary, cured. ”

IDK about everyone else, but I’ve actually been certified as a doula and childbirth educator and worked in women’s health media for most of a decade. 

All points valid, but “Help me OB-GYN Kenobi” broke me. 

rattle-my-stars:

sepiaseraph-deactivated20221120:

uzumaki-rebellion:

wakandamama:

thegreenpea:

blacktabris:

datasoong47:

esoanem:

guerrillatech:

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This is a map of the range of all giraffe species. By my count that puts them in just 16 countries out of the 54 in Africa (of which 5 are island countries with no territory on the continental mainland). That’s 30%, quite a long way shy of all, and as you can see many of those countries that do have giraffes only have a tiny portion of their territory within giraffes’ habitats

Wow, I knew they weren’t in “every African country”, but I didn’t realize just how restricted their range was

Good teachers don’t mind saying “I don’t know” or that they need to look it up and will get back to you.

Not only that but giraffes in different areas have different patterns and it’s so cool

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Masai giraffes look cool af

The Masai giraffes are stuntin’ on the heauxs!

Masai Giraffe:

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Reticulated Giraffe:

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